One day, an explorer was captured by native warriors and taken to their chieftain, a gigantic man with teeth filed to dagger-like points. Desperately, the explorer tried to think of a way to save himself. He pulled out his cigarette lighter, held it in front of the chief's face and lit it, exclaiming, "Look! Magic!"
The chief's eyes were huge in astonishment. "It certainly must be magic," he said. " I have never seen a lighter light on the first try!"
2006-08-04 17:07:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! It's Funny cuz it's soooooo true!
2006-08-04 17:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Violet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
Geez ! ....the chiefs english is excellent ! Oxford or Cambridge ?Lucky the explorer did not try to get away in a Ford...they never start first try either...
2006-08-04 19:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clannad an exceedingly sturdy romance/comedy determination. you is in simple terms no longer disillusioned. Monster dark and suspenseful, somewhat resembling dying word in terms of looking a killer and psychological secret.
2016-09-28 22:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant believe that i wasted my time to read this silly story but more importantly why would some one spend that much time writing it
2006-08-04 17:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by e_deckwa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol only the truth lol how come i can't get that to work? lol check ya later ♥
2006-08-04 17:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even I have heard that one. It is very old. Sorry.
2006-08-04 17:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great. must of been one of the bic flicks
2006-08-04 17:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by christina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-08-04 17:18:50 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee lol snort....coughing weezing...holding belly while rolling on the floor....that funny......llllloooollllll!!!!!!!!
2006-08-04 17:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by werewolfpixie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har har har.
2006-08-04 17:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by KB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋