A woman turns 50 and decides to get a new car, and some plastic surgery done for her birthday. After 2 months of recovery so goes to the mall and buys some new clothes. Then she goes to McDonalds for lunch and is curious to see how old people think she is. She goes table to table asking people how old she is and they all guess in her 20 or 30's. She is felling very happy and decides to go home and make love to her husband. She hasn't picked up her new car and her old car isn't running so she goes to the bus stop. While waiting for the bus she asks the man next to her how old he think's she is. He tells her he a sophisticated way of knowing but he must make love to her to find out, and she is very curious to see if he guesses right so she takes him to a hotel and they make love. After they leave and return to the bus stop he says that she is exactly 50 years and 2 months old. How did the man figure out her age?
2006-08-04 16:57:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of these answers is right and it's pretty obvious but I'll reveal it when I pick it as best answer
2006-08-04 18:10:03 · update #1
he was behind her at mcdonalds i told the joke before ♥
2006-08-04 17:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
shes lasted exactly 20 minutes and 6 seocnds which indicates maximum of 50 years and 2 months
2006-08-05 00:41:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after he pealed of the scabs from her koochy and the dust fell out and he spit shined it for a bit to loosen it back up a he did the dead to completion and she lay there oozing his deposit on to the hotel sheets.
2006-08-05 00:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by SlapADog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could be her husband, or maybe he looked in her wallet at the hotel?
2006-08-05 00:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was her husband who had plastic surgery also.
2006-08-05 00:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm mybe he was the surgeon ? Or a staff at the mall?
2006-08-05 00:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by [live.laugh.love] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was her husband who had plastic surgery also.....
2006-08-05 06:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Abhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he counted the rings
2006-08-05 00:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DON'T KNOW...will you tell us the answer?
2006-08-05 00:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by cheryl w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was her husband
2006-08-05 00:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by christina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋