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You get an all expense paid trip to the nearest cemetary! :-)

2006-08-04 16:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by MsSassy 5 · 1 0

Sorry bud, but I can drink 2 gallons of whiskey every night, and I already got the whiskey drinking college grant :-)

2006-08-05 00:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ace Ventura Strikes Back 1 · 0 0

Well well well...so how can it be that my ol buddy is trying to get the splinter out my eye, but cannot see well enough past the board in his own?

But, to the task at hand, you could very well qualify for a Crown Royal Fellowship. You have probably been a Fellow before?? All the most accomplished folks have...

2006-08-04 23:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

Yeah Scholarship for AA meetings!

2006-08-04 23:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sonya Marie 1 · 0 0

Yeah, The ready for a casket, Scholarship to heaven!

2006-08-04 23:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by suequek 5 · 0 0

Bipolar.com

2006-08-05 01:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪♥PUSSaY FART♫♪♥ 3 · 0 0

sure.....welcome to Old Turkey Whiskey University for the drunk........

2006-08-04 23:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by waterdancer 4 · 0 0

You should consult bartender's Association

2006-08-05 04:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, but ultimately, you'll be looking for a liver transplant.

2006-08-04 23:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by John B 2 · 0 0

You qualify for the Betty Ford Center. Thanks for the 2 points.

2006-08-04 23:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

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