Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that was the beginning of the Secret Service.
Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."
Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their backs: "FATASS."
2006-08-04 15:37:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are awesome!!! I love your jokes I also loved the one of the 10 truths..... really funny there should be more people like you here!!! U r so cool!
2006-08-04 16:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's better then the Search, Evaluate, and X-ray Division!
2006-08-04 15:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao ty 4 2 !
2006-08-04 15:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by angie devine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd feel alot safer with fatasses protecting me, too.
2006-08-04 15:41:28 · answer #4 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovi'in every minute of it ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh!
2006-08-04 16:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D me likey lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-04 15:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it Love it LOVE IT
2006-08-04 15:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by momoko* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-04 15:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT was soooo funny!! one of my favorites!!
2006-08-04 21:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha that is hilarious!
2006-08-04 15:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by pink_latina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋