Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's a-s-s and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
2006-08-04 15:27:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, good joke, we all hate bush, im sure there are thousands and thousands of more bush jokes, hehe
2006-08-04 21:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That surgeon should have his medical license revoked for malpractice and high treason.
2006-08-05 09:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by ursala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that's not a joke, thats real!
yeah, yeah that's the truth
2006-08-04 22:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! I love it!
2006-08-04 23:31:44 · answer #4 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one
2006-08-04 23:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by L. Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l love it!
2006-08-04 23:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyfirecracker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO...that's a great one.
2006-08-04 22:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! funnyyyy!!!
2006-08-04 23:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by VCfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋