2006-08-04 15:26:58 · 12 answers · asked by Joey J 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ TVs
Yo Momma's so fat that in school she sat beside everybody.
Yo Momma's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Momma's so ugly that when she was born the doc turned around and slapped yo grandma.
Yo Momma's so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.
Yo Momma's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
Yo Momma's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo Momma's so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo Momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Momma's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo Momma's so ugly, well.....look at you!
Yo Momma's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"
Yo Momma's so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo Momma's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
And last but not least........
Yo Momma's so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
2006-08-04 16:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by Pazma 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Yo momma
2006-08-04 22:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma.
2006-08-04 22:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by OJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so big that she gets a group discount.
2006-08-04 22:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by blueskies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when yo momma jumped in the air she got stuck
yo momma so fat she has her own solar system
i have a young fat cousin who likes to tease
2006-08-04 22:36:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so huge that when she went deep sea diving, a whale saw her and started singing "we are family!"
yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said "one person at a time"
2006-08-04 22:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma ain't no joke
2006-08-04 22:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that when she was wearing a raincoat, people called "taxi"
yo momma is so fat that wen she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet
2006-08-04 22:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
an oldie but a goodie!
2006-08-04 22:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by impossible 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so fat that when she fell I didnt laugh but the ground sure cracked up
2006-08-04 22:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by janitorc7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋