A young couple, just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it."
With that she flipped him her pants and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee caps
"Hell," he said, "I can't get into your pants!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until you change your attitude!"
2006-08-04 15:18:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yes, indeedy! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-05 18:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At my wedding toast, the best man put my husband's hand on top of mine and said, "Look at this folks-this is the last time Greg will have the upper hand!".
2006-08-04 22:25:38 · answer #2 · answered by mom is a freak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute... needs a more snappier ending though
2006-08-04 22:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard this before but it cracks me up everytime check ya later â¥
2006-08-04 22:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny right thar.
2006-08-04 22:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...
yeah...that chick is gay dude...
getting hot and bothered cause the guy said she cant fit in his pants...
2006-08-04 22:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good reply, thats something i would have said if i was in that spot.
2006-08-05 04:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THATS HELLA FUNNY
2006-08-05 01:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by valerie h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on...love it!
2006-08-04 22:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by GeorgieGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah
2006-08-04 23:36:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋