2006-08-04 15:14:59 · 26 answers · asked by T BONE 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-04 15:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Tonks_Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old saying goes like this...
How much wood, would a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck wood chuck would? As much as he could chuck!
2006-08-04 15:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would chuck as much wood as you could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Wouldn't you think?
2006-08-04 18:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by jimdan2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's with the racial stereotype?!?! You think we enjoy being mocked by your stupid little nursery rhyme? Oh sure, all wood chucks are alike!
I'll have you know that wood chuck cuisine has grown in leaps and bounds in the last 10 years. We now also eat grasses and leaves too! It's a whole lot easier to digest, and it tastes great too!
2006-08-04 15:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since this is a question under the heading Beer, Wine and Spirits, I would say if you were a wood chuck who drank a lot of beer, wine and spirits you just might up-chuck!
2006-08-04 15:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u wud chuck would ... i am wondering how much wood wud i chuck and how many ppl like us wud chuck wood and bundling together all the wood chucks in the world that wud chuck wood ... how much wood wud the world chuck if the we all wud chuck wood :)))
2006-08-04 15:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by gully fielder 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-04 15:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by jorettah2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-04 15:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by TheSlayor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you the woodchuck could chuck wood, you could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck SHOULD chuck
2006-08-04 15:18:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a drinker how much "wood" you have to drink to think you were a wood chuck?
That's your answer!
2006-08-04 15:33:30 · answer #10 · answered by 2J's 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋