I was bored earleir today since argus left me yesterday and I put his old cell phone in my noony and I was careful to make sure ti didnt go in deep. Well after about 4 hours of doing tis The phone was too slick and it slipped and went deep in my noony. How Do I get it out? Ive been throwing up alot in the last hour and I feel Alot of pressure between my legs. Whaat happens if the phone starts to ring? Will the noise damage my inner noony?
2006-08-04 15:14:52 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You are hilarious!
2006-08-04 15:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Are you for real ? You have a cell phone you .. er noony and your worried if the noise will damage your inner nonny? The answer is no. The noise will not damage anything. The cell itself however and perhaps your stupidity could do quite a bit of damage. If your story is real please get immediate medical care. And while you there ask them to hook you up with a good therapist too. I think there are bigger issues than boredom & recklessness at work here. Good Luck.
2006-08-04 15:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by genuine1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st of all, what were u thinking? 2nd, either that phone was very small or your "noony" is way too big. Anyway, it's not going to disappear up there, that's impossible. t's just like a tampon. You're going to have to dig in there and get a good grip and pull it out. And no, if it rings, u won't get hurt. It's not like it's spraying poison.
2006-08-04 15:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by kayrrie101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My therapist is always telling me that I need to get in touch with my inner noony. If I put a cell phone in there like you did, I could give it a call anytime that I wanted.
I could ask it how its day is going. What is it thinking? How's the weather down there? Stuff like that.
2006-08-04 22:12:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no the noise won't damage your "noony" lol what a funny word. and u r a very comical person because your stupid..............real stupid. why the h.ell would u do that? r u crazy? u need to reach in there and try to get it out of go to the E.R. wow that's some crazy s.hit right there. why would u stick a cell phone up ur "noony"? get a vibrator next time. and the pressure is the cell phone duh! so just get some tongs and try to dig it out or go to the E.R. like I said before. wow ur really stupid.........that is the stupidest craziest funniest nasty s.hit i done ever heard.
2006-08-04 15:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man... the answers above me... IDIOTS!
Girl, this happened to me too. It's common, yet no one dares admit it. Putting a lovers cell phone into our noonies is highly erotic, as men value their cell phones as much as their ding-dongs. They grab it... tease it, poke it... and wrap their sexy hands around it. No wonder we put it in our noonies. But girl... I suggest you go take a dump. As you are easing the sh.it globules, your noonie will make contractions and you'll begin urinating. The cell phone will plop into the toilet just like the masses of brown goodness.
2006-08-04 15:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worst case scenario is electrocoochian. Your inner liquids can spike up the 9 Volt output dramatically. But hey you'll likely make national TV with your toasted private parts. So in the end even stupidity may hold some unexpected sur-prize.
2006-08-05 14:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by groovusy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand on your feet, you know the other things that smell, jump up and down while chanting noony no no, bad noony.
2006-08-04 15:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by gobobgo55 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sadly theirs only one option. You will have to go to a doctor- im sure theve seen worse. Though this is certainly going to go down in history as one of the most idiotic things you could of done. I doubt the noise will damage you but it is a foriegn object inside of you which can cause baterial build up and cause infection plus the phone itself may tear peices of your inner lining and bleed which can be very dangerous. Go to the emergancy room asap! Dont wait just go before its to late. Next time- get a vibrator with a retrieval system!
2006-08-04 15:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by cats4ever2k1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest you leave the phone up your noony, but first, put it in vibration mode and enjoy the anticipation of the excitement.
2006-08-04 15:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by shclapitz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there is one way. It kinda hurts though. Just pop your cooter bone outta socket, hold a flash light pointed at your noony, and get somebody to stick their arm up there to get it.
I don't usually answer stupid questions like this, but it reminded me of a funny SNL skit with Lindsay Lohan.
2006-08-04 16:48:20 · answer #11 · answered by carmilysmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋