Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually as she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did a woman in a place they had never been know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a very revealing string bottom, took her sweet time walking toward them. And again, they couldn't help but stare.
Again she nodded at each of them, saying "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," as she passed by.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and called after her, "Just a minute young lady!"
"Yes, Father?" she said as she stopped and turned back.
"We are priests and are proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
The woman smiled, bent over a bit, and pulled off her sunglasses.
"Father," she said in a purr, "don't you recognize me? It's me -- Sister Katherine!"
2006-08-04 14:55:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love this one. i will be telling this to everyone at the hospital tomorrow [ im a nurse] this will make a lot of my patients laugh. cant wait to tell them this. thanks so much.
2006-08-04 15:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by tonyatomthor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one- Gotta love the humor in that one
2006-08-04 16:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clergymen are meant to make human beings obsessed on faith because they are. My uncle is a pastor and he does the same difficulty, he makes my cousins and aunt pray at each meal and three circumstances an afternoon, even till now they start up college (they domicile college their youngsters to provide them a "ideal religious training"). I visited them this summer season for 2 months and all that praying drove me nuts. on account that their existence is so committed to God they want others to be too. I agree despite the indisputable fact that, going to Mass on daily foundation is extremely overboard. Ya comprehend, little, like the dimensions of Mount Everest.
2016-11-28 03:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-08-06 11:26:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke on the web! Thanks for sharing it!
2006-08-04 16:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-04 15:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-08-04 15:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋