2006-08-04 14:53:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Take out the heads of state, and preferably communications infrastructure for militaries..
2006-08-04 15:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by eatmorec11h17no3 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Instill within a child at an early age a tremendous sense of self entitlement and infallibility. Give him or her everything he/she wants and surround that child with people that are willing to do anything he/she demands. Give that child all the fun gadgets and technical know how to make them work and a healthy appreciation for destruction. Select your gifts wisely for the little tyke. Plutonium for Christmas, A collection of Senatorial severed heads for their birthday, Tours of slaughter houses on the weekends or front row seating at a beheading are all wonderful selections that are sure to help the youngster learn that other people’s lives are cheap. We can also take a lesson from Dr. Evil and give the child a scribe at an early age. Games are oftentimes wonderful tools to help the youngster learn vital lessons, so choose ones that encourage the development of ones survival skills and appreciation of large arsenals of powerful weapons (laser tag with concrete cutting lasers, water balloon fights with nitric acid balloons, etc…), and don’t forget to give that child a pet too. Piranhas, King Cobras, Alligators, Hyenas or Kimono Dragons make wonderful pets.
A good first step is to make sure that you start young and spare no cost, after that the rest is easy.
2006-08-04 23:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Augustus-Illuminati 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Studying the methods and mistakes of people who've come close like Alexander the Great, Ghengis Khan, Napolean Bonaparte, Adolf Hitler and so on.
2006-08-04 22:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Eric M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Back off! Taking over the world is on my to-do list!
2006-08-04 21:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Killing all the politicians and lawyers and outlaw all religion. Then you must brain wash the whole planet to believe it was for the better... Impossible task for us light weights... Good Luck on the project!
2006-08-04 22:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by eldertrouble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become President.
2006-08-04 22:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Following me
2006-08-04 22:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by ostrom57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Convince everyone else to submit to the UN. Then you only have 1 corrupt organization to control.
2006-08-04 22:42:34 · answer #8 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chance for civilized world domination has come and gone.
2006-08-04 22:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take over Europe, and start killing Jews. Sarcasm intended.
2006-08-04 22:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by retiredslashescaped1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋