What do you do if you are riding a horse and there's a steep cliff to your right, an elephant running your left at the same speed, a kangaroo hopping ahead of you at the same speed, and a lion chasing behind you at the same speed?
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2006-08-04 14:46:18 · 10 answers · asked by Beck 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I forgot the word "to".
An elephant running TO your left...
2006-08-04 14:55:03 · update #1
Answerer 2 practically correct! Looking for the exact answer that makes it all the funnier! (answerer 2, feel free to edit)
2006-08-04 14:56:35 · update #2
get you drunk *** off the merry-go-round
2006-08-04 15:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by chelsea_tyler 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hang on to the pole and wait for the carousel ride to stop. Then carefully jump down and go to the next carnival ride.
2006-08-04 23:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First thing you do is put the crack pipe away and get some sleep. After that, the animals will all go away and you'll feel better tomorrow.
2006-08-04 22:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by alfie_centaur 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jump on the kangeroo then let the lion chase the horse and turn around and let the leephant keep on runnin?! :)
2006-08-04 22:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off the merry go round!
2006-08-04 21:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by angelpockets 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out of there way
2006-08-04 22:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by Dan F. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the merry go round! YOUR PISSED!
2006-08-04 22:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I AM NEVER RIDING A HORSE AND U
2006-08-04 22:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by fiazi k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET OFF THE DAMN CARASOL
2006-08-05 01:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by valerie h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TURN LEFT!
2006-08-04 21:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by beautyprincess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋