Willys cynical thought for the day;
Civilization is just a slow process of freaking learning to be kind!
Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important. Please send it to everyone on your email list.
If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your penis/vagina, DO NOT show them your penis/vagina. This is a scam; they just want to see your penis/vagina. Nothing more.
I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
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2006-08-04 14:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/29/05 The Encyclopedia of One Liners! Best Jokes anywhere!
2006-08-04 14:29:02 · update #1
thanx for blowing my cover, now what am i going to do for fun?
2006-08-04 14:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol... not the most elaborate hoax I have seen.
here is a hoax I got today. Thought you might enjoy it:
Good day, My name is Miss mary Edward the only daughter of late Mr/MrsKIngsely Edward. My parents were wealthy cocoa merchants when they were alive. My mother died while i was 6years old and my father took charge of the business untill he was poisoned by an uncle who colligued with my father's business partners due to greed. Before the death of my father on September 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, He secretly called me on his bed side and disclosed to me about the sum of Six million, five hundred thousand US dollars USD ($6.5million ) he left in a suspense account in one of the local bank here in Abidjan , he intended to transfer the money to overseas for investment before he was poisoned, he instructed me to look for a foreign partner in any country of my choice who will provide a foreign account where this money will be transfered. Because of the current political problem here in my counrtry, I have made up my mind to transfer this money to your cuntry where i can feel save and invest this money wisely. I am hereby seeking for your kind assistance in the following ways: (1) To provide a safe bank account where the money will be transferred and a good business that you can invest it . (2) To serve as a guardian to this fund since I am a girl of 21 years old. (3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education. I am willing to offer you 20% of the total money as compasention to your efforts or input for the success of this transaction . I await your soonest responds so that we can proceed. please contact me through my private email.. maryedward55@terra.com.mx Best regards from, Miss Mary Edward.
2006-08-04 21:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-08-04 21:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats ok...i like showing off my vagina to who ever knocks at the door...lmao
2006-08-04 21:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by irishmomof3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish you had posted this yesterday!(she says while blushing)
2006-08-04 21:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, Willy, I'm sorry someone was mean to you. Thanks for the tip.
2006-08-04 23:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that supposed to be funny?!
2006-08-04 21:33:15 · answer #7 · answered by tolits 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! thx!
2006-08-04 21:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*hahahahahahah*
2006-08-04 21:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by naddel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋