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For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

2006-08-04 14:22:58 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

roflmao(language of computerese)

2006-08-04 14:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0 0

Everyone wants to be healthy.Good nutrition is one,in public health theories,eat enough food not so plenty but also not so very hungry and need to eat,that means regulated nutritional status.By applying this habit,we will avoid 3 main diseases,diabetis,hypertension and heart attack.Sporting and living condition also have some effects relying this matter.

2006-08-04 14:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Chuong Seng Ly 4 · 0 0

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2016-10-01 11:57:43 · answer #3 · answered by lishego 4 · 0 0

You should have written this joke in another language - now you die!

2006-08-04 14:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ahhh...is that what causes them ...hablo espanole .....LOL

2006-08-04 14:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by pineforestkim 3 · 0 0

KUTE

2006-08-05 22:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0 0

bol!

2006-08-04 14:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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