At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction!
2006-08-04 14:19:11 · 11 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my god thats corny!
2006-08-04 14:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hon, in case you probably did no longer decide for to be embarrassed, you mustn't have introduced your faith to your instructor in a communication being held in front of the finished type. What did you anticipate to ensue? this could be a Catholic college, so as meaning that's a private college... they're entitled to come again to a decision their gown code. they're allowed to restrict jewelery/non secular symbols of any non-Catholic faith. So somewhat there's no longer something in this occasion to "arise" for... that's not discrimination; that's the deal whilst your mum and dad signed you directly to a Catholic college.
2016-10-01 11:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by lishego 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read that story. Did you know that they later discovered that the teacher had a suitcase full of math...yes, he ran a math lab and was planning on distributing math throughout America....to young kids no less. What tipped them off was the caculus they saw on his knuckles. What is our world coming to?
2006-08-04 16:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah iamigloo posted this one before but it's still funny :) check ya later ♥
2006-08-04 14:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a terrorist. I bet you could get his students to testify against him.
2006-08-04 14:23:16 · answer #5 · answered by F. Frederick Skitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya... I love bad jokes... and this is definitely one.. lol
thanks :)
2006-08-04 14:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are so stupid but i'm strangely drawn to them
2006-08-05 19:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HATE ALGEBRA...AND ALGEBRA TEACHER....SO I HOPE THEY ALL GET CAUGHT!!! HAHA
2006-08-05 22:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-04 14:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to cute!!
2006-08-04 14:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by prettycute4u62040 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋