"Classic"
Because im such a big guy i need to eat my full before everyone else..this is fair because I pay the bills..and make the money..I also get first Dibbs on the leftovers and the scraps..even after Im done so if im a little bit hungry I can get something..Also i have to keep the dog healthy so I will give Saturn..my black lab..seconds on the leftovers..then my two kids and wifey get the remains..I think that im being very self sacrificing because Im keeping them thin..they will thank me when they are older..they will be envy of all the kids when they are skinny and happy..Im sacraficing my body for them..the greatest sign of love
2006-08-04 13:26:10 · 24 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
You are sick ..you pig. Your children should be first. I always feed my kids first....um but I only weigh 140lb. Maybe that's why you are so "big" greed! Very sad, I could care less who makes the money it's about morals.
2006-08-04 13:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by e_deckwa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your kids should always come first your are a very selfish person letting the dog eat before your kids or wife shame on you. If I was your wife I would have left you along time ago. MY Husband is right you do crave the attention in our house I make every ones plates I have 2 growing teenagers that eat a lot and if there are any leftovers the KIDS share them.
Gods gift to woman my A S S.
2006-08-04 22:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Carol W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're a big fat idiot deprived of intelligence, that's what I think. If anyone were to take a knife and fork to that pea-sized brain of yours they would get less than a nibble. You actually make me sick. Just thinking about lying in bed next to you makes me gag. I can barely bring myself to look at your avatar. Barf!! You're the reason why they have to make heavy duty chairs and beds which increases the price for the rest of us.. But great, I hope you eat until you eat yourself right into a heart attack. I couldn't think of a person more deserving than you. Maybe then your wifey will be able to find a real man and not some overweight insignificant blimp. Have fun sacrificing your body, I see you already sacrificed your brain. You are a TOTAL LOSER!!! BLECH!!! ICK!!! PHEW!!! GO AWAY!!!
2006-08-05 12:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, wow...warped logic. Dude, all you did was find a way to make your selfishness sound appeasing. Feeding the dog BEFORE your family just proved that you don't care too much, or think of them as much as you say you do. "I'm sacrificing my body for them...the greatest sign of love' Ha! The greatest sign of love would be for you to actually SHOW it and stop being a glutton.
2006-08-04 13:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by Maico 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you are disgusting. and if you really did love them, then you would take better care of yourself so that you are around when your kids graduate, get married and have kids of thier own. so although you think you are doing something good for them you really aren't. besides if i was your wife i'd divorce you main reasons...you say wifey, you are undesirable physically, you are an a**hole, and you deprive the kids. if i didn't divorce you i'd take out a huge life insurance on you since your one foot in the grave as it is. may as well get paid to put up with the bs you put the family thru for years.
2006-08-04 13:33:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE! Thats crazy, I mean your basically eating your entire familys food. Thats almost food derprivation. Maybe you should let your family eat first, then make yourself eat the scraps and get into shape. Its like your family is @ the end of your family food chain, you really feed the dog before them? Check youself into a mental institution, seriously.
2006-08-04 13:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by ryan m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have already figured you out.You carve attention and enjoy pissing people off.I am guessing that either a parent or wife is very domineering and this is how your assert some form of authority in your life.OR you are just a big fat ugly slob that should have never been born & should have been castared before you could reproduce and make the human race any more stupid than it already is!
2006-08-05 11:13:15 · answer #7 · answered by danielwhalen69 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You sound pretty selfish to me. You are indeed sacrificing your families health for your own needs. You're even giving your dog priority. Truly sad. It sounds like you need treatment for your overeating, and alot of family counseling. I'm surprised your family hasn't left you yet. I probably would have.
2006-08-04 14:00:53 · answer #8 · answered by paydaytim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well hopefully they wont have to wait long to eat , by the looks of u your ready to have a corinary , maybe get off the puter and take a walk with your fat dog and lose some weight so u will be around to enjoy your family.
kim
2006-08-04 13:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by kikiaboo29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really messed up. they could get sick from not eating enough.
2006-08-04 13:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Nerual001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋