Drug test went very very wrong!!!?

Question

please dont write back to stop doing drugs..... the deed is done.

I bought some detox drink at a smoke shop so that I could pass my drug test for pre employment. The one I bought is called Omni...it as a small container of orange drink and four pills.... I drank all of the water I was suppose to and peed all of the times I was suppose.... problem is my pee was yellow..
And I talking YELLOW.... so yellow that the guy looked at me weird....
I only want responses from people with experience relevent to my situation...
Now be honest with me.... is there any way I can pass?

P.s The last time I smoked was the 14th.

Answer 1

well, I've been over this drug test crap w/ a fine tooth comb looking for loop holes. THC gets hung up in "Fatty Tissue" in the body. If you are a habitual user, it will clear in about 20 days. if you only smoke "once in a while", your chances of passing are pretty good. If 1 week goes by then u get tested chances of getting "popped" drop about 30%, after 2 weeks less than 50% chance (Heavy smoker) Light smoker ya prolly clear. drink lots of GREEN TEA. If they don't watch u, you, can use someone elses clean urine taped to your leg in a douche bag (this works). You can attribute the screaming yellow color to taking vitamins, they turn ya pee bright yellow because of the dye in them. They can also detect "Tampering with the sample", so be careful. The good part is that these labs that test, get so many samples that sloppy lab work is almost a given, you should see the knuckle heads doing these tests (min. Wage). This whole drug test thing is B.S. and I'll never get involved in the program for any job, ever again. The Balls of a company to tell me what I can and CAN'T do in my off time is INSANE. The next time someone asks me if I mind taking a piss test, my response is going to be "ONLY IF YOU DRINK IT" ! When I used to get piss tested, I would fill up the sample jar all the way to just over the top of the jar (surface tension was the only thing preventing it from spilling), when the snotty test personel would take it, it would spill all over their hand (they had gloves on), they would complain like Hell, as I just shrugged my shoulders and said "Hey, you took the piss handling job, not me, I guess ya gotta take the good with the bad", One of them threatened to call the safety inspector on me, I just put my finger in my mouth and said "OH NO, YOU'RE GOING TO REPORT ME...I don't give a rat's A$$ if you call the pope" !

Answer 2

Didn't ought to learn the entire factor since the query you probably did ask tells the entire tale. You have got to get again to court docket and petition the pass judgement on involving visitation. Make definite you depart no stone unturned. If you suppose the daddy will abuse you/and or your baby you are additionally going to want a restraining order so the daddy are not able to include in 20 toes of you or your baby. If you may have any papers that say he has been arrested for medicinal drugs and or abuse take all paper paintings to court docket with you. Get a few authorized recommendation from authorized support in the event that they paintings on baby safeguard. They can deliver you data that you wish to have. Remember you need to additionally safeguard yourself from this looser. Petition the courts to have supervised visitation if the daddy particularly insists on visitation. With him, visitation might get historical lovely rapidly. By supervised visitation...this might be away out of your dwelling with anyone from social offerings or a few such different certified company. You would additionally petition for complete custody which I feel might be the bigger guess. You can fear approximately help, if wanted, whilst the discipline comes up, which it's going to.

Answer 3

sounds like you didn't drink enough water even though you say you drank all that they told you to.. they may not have told you to drink enough..

a relative told me that they passed 7 drug tests over their lifetime with nothing but water you just gotta drink gallons and make sure you dont give them the first pee of the day

the other weird chemicals in your hyperglow yellow pee might either cause them to void your test and start over or they will know it was a detox and fail you

Answer 4

Marijuana can stay in your body for up to 30 days. It's difficult to say whether or not you'll pass, because it's not known what was in those pills. There are some herbal preparations that are reported to help your body eliminate the marijuana faster. Don't know if these claims have any clinical foundation.

I'm afraid to say, only time will tell. Sorry!

Answer 5

very unlikely! one time i smoked on a thursday and tuesday took a urine test and was clean. I didn't even use a kit or anything mine was for a job. Also, i can assure you that your fine that is what 18 days ago no big deal let it go your fine!!

Answer 6

They might not detect the THC but they can detect detox solutions now.

Answer 7

my dad was denied a job because he had mary jane in his system. However, they couldn't care less if there was any alcohol! Where the rationality???