2006-08-04 12:54:56 · 17 answers · asked by "THE BEAST" 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
THERE IS DEAD CORPSES ON YOUR 360
OH THE YO MAMA THING
OK
YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FAT
SHE USES A BOOMERANG TO GET HER BELT ON!
PLA DAW
2006-08-04 13:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
2006-08-04 20:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by DrVodka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat...she was walking across the street and I ran outta gas trying to drive around her!
2006-08-04 19:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by throatp0ker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach the whales sang "We are family!"
Here's a clip of a yo mama joke:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mr-bxFeI
2006-08-04 20:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by .: The Girl Next Door:. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
2006-08-04 20:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
haha, yeah i know im lame.
2006-08-04 20:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by Melody Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma s so fat , she walked past the TV and I missed an entire season of South Park.
2006-08-04 20:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
2006-08-04 20:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by Lora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, a yellow bus with white passengers drove by and she ran down the street yelling, "Twinkie! Come back, twinkie!"
2006-08-04 20:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by cleatus!! the pig! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama gums so black. She spits Valvoline
2006-08-04 20:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by poeticmn91271 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋