2006-08-04 11:52:39 · 16 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How would he prove he's the real Jesus?
2006-08-04 11:53:37 · update #1
Ha ha ha... I can see it now..middle eastern looking dude..
Security: "Passport sir..."
JC: "I don't have one...what is this passport of which thy speaketh?"
Sec:" Could you step over here sir.." (into his mic) "I need some help over here....man in flowing robes, long hair and some gaping flesh wounds"
JC:" but I am your savior Jesus Christ"
Sec: "One minute Mr. Christ...do you have any forms of ID?" (sideways to fellow guard) "do you believe this..the guy thinks he's Jesus....lets take him down"
etc.......
2006-08-04 12:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No one or nothing could ever prevent Jesus from going anywhere.
Besides when Christ does come back, His return and taking of His people will happen in a twinkling of an eye. Homeland Security or nothing else will stop His second coming.
2006-08-04 19:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lyndee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one actually made me laugh.
However, to seriously answer your question, Homeland security will be as effective as a raindrop in a forest fire against Jesus.
He will return in spirit form in full glory and power, not human form like before. Our military will be usless against Him.
2006-08-04 20:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by IL Padrino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is coming back on a cloud in the sky. He is coming for His Christian church. We Chrisitans will be lifted up into the sky by Jesus. He will find us.
2006-08-04 18:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, Carol, that sounds like a friggen fairy tale from a poorly written Mother Goose book. Don't you know? Dubya is Jesus. He told me so.
2006-08-04 18:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he wouldn't have to deal with Homeland Security they would know who he is.
2006-08-04 19:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by last.knight1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, then put on medication to clear up those "delusions" he keeps ranting about, then placed in state custody and forced to attend day treatment and make crafts.
2006-08-04 18:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by landerscott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd look muslim or black so he would never make it through. Honestly christians would probably kill him, not believing anything he said or did.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Comedy!!! Carol you're a freaking moron.
Pay attention, Jesus is black and coming for the lost people. Not you Romans.
2006-08-04 18:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by someDumbAmerican 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he's supposed to land in Isreal, so we'll just shoot him down for invading their air space, unless he gets radio transmissions, then he'll be redirected to an internment (sp?) camp.
2006-08-04 19:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if he tried to cross the Rio Grande again.
2006-08-04 18:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋