Two mountain climbers are climbing a mountain in Scotland. They're really high up, right at cloud level, and they notice some eagles flying around. Now, one of the two guys has never seen a real live eagle before; so he gets very excited, and accidentally falls over a cliff (and drags the other guy with him, because they're roped together.) So, they fall down, and die instantly. Then, after a while, their souls start floating up towards Heaven. And on their way up, they see those same eagles again! So one of them says, "Ah!! Eagles!!!"
But the eagles, being polite, said nothing.
It's a thinker. More clever than funny.
2006-08-04 11:18:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Let me clear up a few things. It has nothing to do with the band The Eagles .
Presuming that eagles can talk, what could the have said that would have been rude?
2006-08-04 11:37:17 · update #1
"Ah! Souls"
2006-08-04 12:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused now. If the qiestion was what did the eagles say...why does it say that the eagles said nothing? Is 'nothing' the answer?
2006-08-04 18:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jackie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being polite - the eagles SAID nothing - but they THOUGHT - "Ah!! Souls!!!"
2006-08-10 20:24:33 · answer #3 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be something in Scottish that has a double meaning but I can't speak Scottish (Gaelic?) so I would have to guess that it has something to do with the sensation of flying?
2006-08-10 15:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by kiteeze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well over my head. Can't think of any possible link to Hotel California...
2006-08-04 18:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by flipper girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ah!!Wings!!!"
please say im right now they have wings being Angels and both The Eagles and Wings being bands!
2006-08-04 19:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by antomadden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wehey i got it i cant believe nobody else did!!!! only angels fly where eagles dare to walk! :) da da! or is it only fools rush in where angels fear to something or other involving fools angels and eagles?
2006-08-08 01:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by mark d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry.
My synapes are too burned out to do the required thinking.
2006-08-04 18:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eagles might be happy bcus they got lots of food
2006-08-04 22:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it cos eagles cant talk....if so then what a load of sh it
2006-08-04 18:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course!!! I'm not a owl. Can't you see the difference?
2006-08-04 19:46:03 · answer #11 · answered by ♫♪Fencer♫♪ 4Him 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋