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my ancestors are all white,, what do you think,, had to add humor for the day

2006-08-04 11:07:35 · 23 answers · asked by scottfamilytribe 3 in Politics & Government Immigration

23 answers

It's gotta be tough to climb the fence or swim the river if you're disabled... they probably have a tunnel somewhere for the handicapped to use.

2006-08-04 11:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by eggman 7 · 0 0

What we have learned here is that ANYONE can cross the border illegally...But it takes a special type of person with integrity and decency, among other traits to enter America the right way...Those are the people who deserve to be in America...

2006-08-04 18:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by joeandhisguitar 6 · 0 0

Yes,under the" Whoopie Goldberg sister act".

2006-08-04 18:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by getnabargain 2 · 0 0

Sure you can ... and once you're over the border, ask some other illegal for Pancha's address ... I believe she has some organization who will provide you with fake ssn's ... and no doubt a bed for the night, if you ask nicely ... :)

2006-08-04 18:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Sashie 6 · 0 0

Namaste, girl! Get yo' girlfriend to push your pimped-out wheelchair on over after Temple and i think we can get la Migra to cut you some slack.

Auf wiedersehen!

2006-08-04 18:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by Don M 7 · 0 0

If you have a passport and a visa, or if your passport and you qualify for the visa waiver, sure.

Believe me, CBP has seen stranger sights than that! They won't even blink as they stamp you in.

2006-08-05 00:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by dognhorsemom 7 · 0 0

I don't care if you're purple and from Xenotart you are NOT entering the US illegally!

2006-08-04 19:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 0 0

You made us laugh. !! Kudos for you !!! I to am a Heinz 57 blend with a white shell!!!

2006-08-04 18:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why not, all the rest of your family is already here.
I think they live next door.

2006-08-04 18:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 0 0

According to the government, also you also automatically get into any college for free. :)

2006-08-04 18:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 0 0

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