Different View of Adam And Eve?

Question

I personally wouldn't think eating fruit off a tree would make me think about the fact that my dork is hanging out, I understand shame for eating the fruit God told me not to. But my stuff was floping around everyday up til then so why suddenly care. Could eating of the tree of knowlege possibly be oral sex, that would explain covering my stuff up out of shame. Also when God came looking for them and saw them covering theirselves. He explained about having the knowlege of God and the feeling of shame, then there was like a pause. He didn't kick them out right then, like he left and came back later. Then he kicked them out of the garden. It's like he learned about something else that happened. My thought is he found out Eve was pregnant with Cain. And the father was Satan, that would explain why God wouldn't take his offering which hasn't been understood as of yet. It has always seemed to me that God was unfair to Cain, like there was something the reader wasn't seeing.

What are your thoughts on this?

The Bible doesn't explain alot of things, thats what make it such an interesting book.

Thanks RaLue at least lifes not a complete fairytale to you

Answer 1

Yes, all of that is correct. It makes as much as sense as anything else I've heard about the Garden of Eden.

Apple, anyone?

Answer 2

The Bible is really just a fake story, perhaps a bit like the Loch Ness monster tales.

When we pass on information to another (example: story, joke, description of something etc) by the time these details are passed on by word of mouth, interpreted by others, and then written down, the final details are typically quite different than the original information.

Since the Bible is just a man-made story passed down over many years in various forms, the chance of it being accurate in any shape or form is remote.

There are people who swear blind that the Loch Ness monster exists regardless of all the evidence to the contrary, but a fence post bobbing up and down in the Loch does the trick. Similarly there are people who swear blind that God exists and the Bible is fact, yet there isn’t one blind bit of evidence to support such theories.

Biblical tales are really no different than Loch Ness monster tales, just the era is different.

The Bible is just a man-made play script, with several actors God, Devil, Jesus, Satan, Adam, Eve etc.

I certainly don’t believe in the Bible and I doubt any reasonably intelligent person would either. However, if you view the Bible as a man-made play script, with several actors God, Devil, Jesus, Satan, Adam, Eve, Noah, and so on, then you can certainly start to see a clever interwoven plot, that the audience is unaware of. It’s really just a drama thriller with clever twists.

You see, if you seriously think about it in an unbiased manner, then clearly the actor God in the Bible could really be the Devil, and the audience (religious believers) are being sucked into being the bad guys, who then use religion to get everyone fighting each other.

On the other hand, the more intelligent audience (Atheists) spot the plot and try their best to teach believers that this is just nonsense, stop getting sucked in.

Answer 3

The primary attraction of the bible is that the myths are so ridiculous, they can be interpreted to mean anything.

The amazing thing is how anyone can seriously claim that he alone knows what it "really means."

But, your version is as good as any other. And, fits in with all the other sexual activities spoken of in the bible myths.

Answer 4

My thoughts? I think you either watch too much porn or soap opera.

Read the Bible and stop confusing yourself.

Answer 5

Why do you seek to replace one fairy tale with another?

Answer 6

Damn, whatever you are smoking. Gimme some it must be good.