Subject: Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
2006-08-04 11:00:36 · 11 answers · asked by christine 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you SO much for that dictionary. I printed it out and have it taped to my wall. You're a cutie!!
2006-08-04 11:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 21:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol only the truth and nothing but the truth lol check ya later ♥
2006-08-04 11:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea this is true well 4 me som of it
2006-08-04 11:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is this a women dictionary?? get a life and while ur at it, smoke some pot!
2006-08-04 11:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Cassie♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wish i had that years ago
2006-08-04 15:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man you must live in my house,,,,
2006-08-04 11:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by punkinhead0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true. So very true.
2006-08-06 04:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks now i will not be such a meathead miss
2006-08-04 11:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-05 16:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋