Why did the chicken cross the road?
2006-08-04 10:56:48 · 13 answers · asked by Joan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to get 2 the other side
2006-08-04 11:27:20 · update #1
To get to the other side!!! (Duh) Well,actually to get to the otherside to lay some eggs and get away from the drunk farmer who was chasing her,in which she cross the road and the farmer got hit by a car,and they both lived sadly ever after,The End!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-04 11:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 7⤊ 5⤋
According to Rene Descartes, since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.
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2006-08-04 11:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by Tiffany C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it saw micheal jackson drunk there and it was afraid that he will think that it is a child,so the chicken had no choice but to cross the road :D
2006-08-04 11:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by the_abyss91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side of the road
2006-08-04 11:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by standonit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.
2006-08-04 11:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by fire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz the road didnt cross it
2006-08-04 11:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by FlashBack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To prove she's not a "chicken".
2006-08-04 11:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by LOUIS CIFER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to see what's going down at Jokesn'Riddles R'Us..lol
2006-08-04 11:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These questions are just getting more and more stupid.
2006-08-04 11:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by HC110 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to find something that is more interesting than this question
2006-08-04 11:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋