A group of business professionals enjoyed happy
hours a couple days a week in an upscale bar in
the financial district. One of them had a secret
ambition to become a magician. No one would take
him seriously and would poke fun at him, "how's
your magic coming?" "I'm working on some things"
would be his confident reply. Suddenly the
wanna-be magician doesn't show for happy hour.
And again and again he didn't show. This began to
worry his friends so they agreed to go look for
him if he misses the next one. Several days later
they were just about to look for their missing
friend when in he walks to the bar. "What, been
busy with your magic?" they teased. To their
astonishment, the guy pulls a miniature man out
of his pocket and puts it onthe table. "Wow,
that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen, I
can patent that" says the lawyer. That wasn't
all. The magician next pulls out a tiny piano and
the miniature manstarted playing the miniature
piano. "You will make millions and I will handle
your estate" says the accountant. The magician
says "but, you guys were right, I'm not so good
at magic after all." "What?" wonders his amazed
friends, "you've done the best magic in history
and you think you are not a good magician"?
"Well," says he says, "you have to be very
careful how you ENUNCIATE." "Why?" the crowd
asks. The magician responds, "do you really think
I tried to conjure a 10 inch pianist?"
2006-08-04 10:54:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee....if they catch it , they will want it....
2006-08-04 11:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One of the funniest was once this guy who was once approximately 60, he appeared like a homeless character however honestly had a situation to are living. He surely had a few intellectual problems (however I'm no longer making amusing of that). He walked throughout and regarded flawlessly blissful. I noticed him in a Friendly's ice cream parlor at some point sitting on the counter. He was once consuming an ice cream cone, had it far and wide his face, moustache, beard, and it simply regarded so lovable due to the fact he did not care, he was once simply lovin' it!
2016-08-28 12:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 inches, huh? good choice.
2006-08-04 11:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i like this one so much i'm going to tell everyone you don't mind do you??? check ya later ♥
2006-08-04 11:50:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Idon't get it but I think dat's cool!!!!!
2006-08-04 11:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's hilarious, thanks for the laugh! great joke.
Have a nice day!
2006-08-04 11:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it...
2006-08-04 11:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that's so funny. thanks!
2006-08-04 10:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by luvbuggies 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋