She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending: $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
2006-08-04 10:48:44 · 11 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, that was funny
2006-08-04 10:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by one_sera_phim 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Girls, well we need some stuff but to be honest she could look good and you could still have your beer. It costs what $20.00 for a case of beer yeah you don't deserve her!
2006-08-04 17:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as funny as that is you don't need her and i don't think she's coming back either. you should of told the sh*t doesn't help her anyway that's why you need the beer. or that the beer is what helps you put up with her "moodiness" reguardless i don't blame you
2006-08-04 17:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by summera76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had to drink beer to see her as (pretty) then be happy and let her go and get the beer back into your life.
2006-08-04 17:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee
2006-08-04 17:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by vanillagerbera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clever lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-04 19:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with your first answerer lol, that was funny
2006-08-04 18:01:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that a good one
2006-08-04 17:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ain't that the truth
2006-08-04 18:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by shadyabby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me, either! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-05 23:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋