chuck norris always knows the exact location of carmen san diego
chuck norris is the reason waldo's hiding
while ure at it give me some more chuck norris jokes
p.s. ive heard alot of them
2006-08-04 10:27:56 · 6 answers · asked by brent9406 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chuck norris can go uphill skiing
chuck norris can make a snowman out of rain
in his free time chuck norris like to knit sweaters. and by "knit" i mean kik and by "sweaters" i mean babies
2006-08-04 10:38:01 · update #1
who is chuck norris???
lol
2006-08-04 10:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the diff. between god and chuck norris:
trick question chuck norris is god
kids are scared of the boogie man, the boogie man is scared of chuck norris
knock knock,
who's there?
chuck norris
RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what really happend in hiroshima and nagasaki?
chuck norris farted
a quote from an old ukrainian man "you americans,..always want to fight people, you think you a chuck norris..."
wwcd? what would chuck do
why doesnt chuck norris have a side kick? he roundhouse kicked him in the head
chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris
what happends when chuck norris has sex? a big hole in the wall and a chalk outline
3 leading causes of dead in the united states:
heart disease, lung cancer, and chuck norris
chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
when chuck norris was denied an egg mcmuffin at mcdonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a wendys
a chuck norris-delivered roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states
chuck norris doesn't write letters, the words assemble themselves out of fear
chuck norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris
in the beginning there was nothing...then chuck norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face. thats the story of the universe
little known medical fact: chuck norris invented the caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb
lol
2006-08-04 17:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....I love chuck norris jokes. Did you know that they are naming a bridge after him somewhere is Europe? Look it up...they chose him instead of their national hero.
2006-08-04 17:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by simpleplan0013 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give them all put together a 1
2006-08-04 17:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow,that's nice did you made it?
2006-08-04 17:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. not. pretty lame.
2006-08-04 17:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by yofatcat1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋