What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Answer 1

wow thats was deep girl.

Answer 2

Well, you would bleed very little because the edges of all Get Well cards are purposely made to be dull so as not to cut anyone. Since that big lawsuit against Hallmark back in '93, the FTC and FDA forced all cardmakers to make Get Well cards safer for the American people.

By the way, if that gorgeous blond girl next to your Yahoo! Answers moniker is REALLY you...

—I would first take an ice cube made with the finest quality water and numb the finger that was injured by a paper cut.

—Then, I would get the strongest bandage available, smear globs of the most powerful Neosporin antibiotics on it, and cover your paper cut so that the chances of getting a nasty infection on that pretty little finger of yours is lowered and/or obliterated.

—Finally, I would gently pick you up, lay you down softly on the couch, brush that beautiful blond hair out of your pretty face, and massage your temples while you recovered from that nasty paper cut.

Answer 3

You get a paper cut.

Answer 4

laugh....soon you'll be receiving a Get Well card for the paper cut.

Answer 5

You bleed like a stuck pig, then you cuss at it, then you suck the wound (cos the proteins from your spit help it heal) then you cuss again and are in pain for weeks. That'll teach ya ta be more careful gettin' well.

Answer 6

You would hurt. But it should heal up. Just be careful to keep the cut clean.

Answer 7

You've been jinxed. Break a mirror for seven years of good luck.

Answer 8

u get a paper cut...and then u can say it was from a ge well card... duhhh....

Answer 9

It's just one more reason for you to Get Well

Answer 10

You get a band-aid

Answer 11

That's a good example of irony.