If a wood cuck could chuck wood???
2006-08-04 10:12:55 · 25 answers · asked by Drea 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Who cares how much a wood chuck could chuck wood. There just to dam cute it doesn't matter!
2006-08-04 12:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by shelbsyd 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
The wood chuck is going to chuck as much wood as his little heart desires.
2006-08-04 10:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't know if you are dealing with a wood cuck.... but a wood chuck, lots and lots. They are pros at wood chucking!
2006-08-04 10:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by cooltoque 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a wood chuck possibly could!!
2006-08-04 10:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by *Fashiontiste* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood. But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck? Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood? A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood. Therefore, if a woodchuck could chuck wood and would chuck wood, a woodchuck could and would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would.
2006-08-04 10:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is it:
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-08-04 10:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by smile_with_the_sun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-08-04 10:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by kimberly b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always remember my grandma saying this to me when I was a kid. Considering woodchucks are pretty fat and slow moving, I don't think they'd be too good at chucking wood
2006-08-04 10:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by oceansoflight777 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could chuck a quarter chord of chord wood if he got a quarter for every quarter chord he chucked.
2006-08-04 10:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a woochuck could chuck wood
2006-08-04 10:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋