Pull the Plug
While watching sports the other night, a man and his wife were discussing life and death.
He told his wife, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, Just pull the plug."
His wife promptly got up, unplugged the t.v and threw out all of his beer.
"Some days I hate being married to a smart b****!" the man said.
2006-08-04 09:59:23 · 19 answers · asked by Redbuddafly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good. 5/5
2006-08-11 02:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the scale of a knee slapper that got a slight brush so i'd go with a 4, but it was a nice effort, with a litle work it might be a 5-6, teehee
2006-08-11 15:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Vprincess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnier if you leave out the last mans comment. End with threw out all of his beer. Period
2006-08-04 10:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by chris z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! 9.95/10
2006-08-10 04:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by Darth Vader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny 9 out of 10 (^_^)
2006-08-04 10:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many in this country need the same treatment?
2006-08-12 09:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny and i could picture it happening lol
2006-08-10 16:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was kind of funny but i didnt lol
2006-08-11 12:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.5/10
2006-08-04 10:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny~
2006-08-04 10:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by Lucid_dreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋