You might be a redneck if-?

Answer 1

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

Answer 2

If you refer to the 5th grade as "my senior year"
if you go to a family reunion to meet women
if you've taken a beer to a job interview
if you've mown the lawn and uncovered 4 cars
if helping your brother in law move requires taking the wheels off the trailer.

Answer 3

if you write this question>>>>You might be a redneck if-?

Answer 4

If you think a Bermuda Triangle is a bikini bottom!

NB. It's an original answer!

Answer 5

You spent more money on a collar for your hound dog than you did on your wife's anniversary present.

Answer 6

you think rolls royce is proposing a pick up truck model

Answer 7

someone spilled red paint over ur neck

Answer 8

IF when you get divorced you still have the same mother-in-law

Answer 9

Your baby has more teeth than your sister/wife.

Answer 10

your grandma comes out of ther bathroom saying "look at this"!