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A man finally put his 90-year-old mother in the nursing home.

A week later, he came for a visit and asked the staff how she was doing.

"We think she has a problem with balance. Every few minutes, she starts leaning over in her chair, so we have to straighten her back up."

The man is a bit suprised, but thinks nothing more of it and goes to see his mother, and asks her how she likes the new place.

"I hate it! They never let you fart around here!"

2006-08-04 09:53:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

LOL 10

I know a similar one. Mind you... I'm BAD at telling jokes (basically because of my poor memory. I just ruin them! LOL)

Ok... I think it goes more or less like this:

Grandpa goes to a football match with his grandchildren. Some sit to his right and some to his left.

Suddenly Grandpa moves slightly to the right, and the kids push him back. 'Grandpa, don't fall!'

Then to the left, and same thing happens.

After a while, same thing again.

And then again.


When the match is over, his daughter picks him up and asks him, 'Have you enjoyed the match?'

'Oh, the match was Ok,' he replied, 'but the children didn't let me fart at will!'

...... The end. Ok, I think I may have made some changes LOL, but it was somewhat like this. Isn't it similar?

2006-08-04 12:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

8

2006-08-04 13:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by delfin716 2 · 0 0

8

2006-08-04 09:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Pretty "N" Simple 3 · 0 0

7

2006-08-04 09:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by not at home 6 · 0 0

8

2006-08-04 09:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by applepie840 2 · 0 0

6

2006-08-04 10:15:54 · answer #6 · answered by brown-eyed cutie 2 · 0 0

7

2006-08-04 09:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0 1

IT'S A 7

2006-08-04 09:58:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

7 or 8 i've heard before but it was still funny check ya later ♥

2006-08-04 10:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

That's funny. 8

2006-08-04 09:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0 1

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