I've never stalked anyone before. She broke my heart, so I am thinking about rifling through her garbage and making a shrine of some sort, what should I do?
I'm not going to consider myself a successful stalker unless she takes out a restraining order.
2006-08-04 09:51:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OK, have a thought for you.
Make a doll. Actually MAKE it, don't buy it. Dress it like her-use some of her clothes if you can. Then, one day when she goes to get her hair cut, get some of her hair off the floor. Sew it to the doll. Then show her the doll and tell her you are going to marry it & ask her if she will be the maid of honor & stand-in for the honeymoon.
THAT should get you a restraining order-at the very least.
2006-08-04 09:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by laneydoll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually you are quite a pathetic little man- (and probably overcompensating for your shortcomings too)... :)
But I DO have an easier, much cheaper way to do this-
Just copy/paste your silly *** question and bring it to your local authorities. Honestly, they know every little surly way you could do this- and they WILL explain each of those ways to you - (and on an 8 year old, mentally unstable, level if need be). They are very kind that way. But I would be willing to bet that the gonads required for this are sorely lacking in your case. Make sure you tell them that your heart is broken too, and that you cannot stand to live another day without your girl. Success will be gauranteed this way...
Go dumpster diving if you must (be certain to make LOTS of noise too; if nothing else, it'll scare away the rats)... Bring a mirror though, you might see your sorry *** in it.
2006-08-04 12:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by ANNA-ANNA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the stalking part, but your little wanna be heart ain't happening. I suggest you copy/paste one from somebody else.
2006-08-04 09:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one sick person man its called a shrink go see one because you are the reason that people can't trust anyone, so get help and leave her alone its no wonder why she left you.
2006-08-04 10:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Jimbo23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have some tips:
1- buy handcuffs
2-drive to the police station
3-put handcuffs on
4-turn yourself in you freak!
2006-08-04 09:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by Hello A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha what a loser
go stalk your right hand
2006-08-04 09:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by afsaenz9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got any of her clothes handy? wear them while you walk back and forth in front of her house..
don't forget to swing your hips...lmao
2006-08-04 09:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by crazy_pixie_dust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, you sound like a demented loser.
2006-08-04 09:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you tell her what she did...I boy broke my and I.....Well yeah i tried to do revenge but it never works!!!
-â¥Amberâ¥-
2006-08-04 09:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life,hope she gets one too loser
2006-08-04 09:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by SHINE 071371 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋