Vampires
Three vampires go to a bar. The bar tender asks them what they wanted to drink. The first vampire orders a glass of blood. The second vampire orders a glass of blood. The third vampire orders a cup of hot water. The first two vampires ask the third: "why didn't you order a glass of blood as usual?" The third vampire tells to wait and see. As the bartender brings the two glasss of blood and the cup of hot water the third vampire takes a used tampon and says: "It's teatime!"
O.k. How gross was that? Did you laugh or just say "Awe Gross"?
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-04 09:06:27 · 17 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's why they have strings. that and to floss.
2006-08-04 13:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
between the funniest grew to become into this guy who grew to become into approximately 60, he gave the impact of a homeless man or woman yet definitely had a place to stay. He needless to say had some psychological subject concerns (yet i'm not making relaxing of that). He walked all around and looked completely happy. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor sooner or later sitting on the counter. He grew to become into eating an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it in basic terms looked so gorgeous because of fact he did not care, he grew to become into in basic terms lovin' it!
2016-11-03 21:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your a human it could be a tad gross , but oh well, a vampire has got to get all the vitamins and nutrients it can, no sun.
2006-08-04 09:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah Haaaaaaaaaaaa !!! I hope it was the Super Plus tampon or his drink might be a little weak ! lol !!! :) They now sell Red Tea at your local health food store !!
2006-08-06 07:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mmmmm , where can I get a cup of tea like that ?
2006-08-10 16:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but hilarious.
Where did u get it? or did u make it up?
2006-08-04 09:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by jade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats gross and funny as hell.
2006-08-04 09:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL great since of humor keep at what you are doing.
2006-08-10 19:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by mr18wheeler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt think that it was THAT gross that was funny as hell....its tea time....where do you people come up with these
2006-08-04 09:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by luvins4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little of both.
2006-08-11 09:34:08 · answer #10 · answered by Prissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm weird joke. and no i didnt say eeewwww
2006-08-04 09:14:00 · answer #11 · answered by glue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋