A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"
Welp...did yha chuckle in yer chair?
Make me laugh now!
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-04 08:58:12 · 6 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol ya im chuckling in my chair....he has a while a wait....maybe he can take up sewing to consume the next thousand years or so
2006-08-04 09:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by luvins4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh..if the guy is dead though...why does he need a million bucks...and why does he care if he waits 5 minutes..and if hes not dead..what path did he take to visit god
2006-08-04 09:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO no longer till God instructed me to finish that yet no longer on your tintype. amused smiles. (((Sharon))) could you? i'm certain it truly is an similar as asking someone what they could do for a Klodike Bar? lol
2016-11-28 02:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've told this one before hehe but its still funny :D check ya later ♥
2006-08-04 10:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was soo cute.
and funny LOL
2006-08-04 09:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny
2006-08-04 09:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by glue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋