The Birds and the Bees Modern Version
> > >
> > >
> > > A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
> > > The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to
> findout anyway!"
> > > You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then
> I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
> sneaked
> Into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your
> Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
> > > As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
> of ushad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
> button,
> Nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
> > > "You've Got Male"
2006-08-04
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