1. Do you use your underwear and throw them away?
2. Do you use the European method of left hand clean it off and then wash?
3. Do you simply forget about it and sit in a close cheek position at work?
4. Do you take a plastic bag out of the trash can and wear them like diapers?
2006-08-04 08:45:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ask the guy in the stall next to you to change a $20 bill into ones.
2006-08-04 09:26:18 · answer #1 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Take that one square you found on the floor, punch a hole in the middle, stick your finger through it, wipe with your finger, then pull the paper square up around your finger to wipe your finger off.
Throw square away.
2006-08-04 20:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by wetsaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open the back of toilet (tank), break off float and jerk around until small, high pressure jet of water squirts out. Adjust anal orifice to correct position, and swivel hips slightly. 'Shake your booty' dry.
2006-08-08 13:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dfclt situation
2006-08-04 08:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pull your underwear down and pull up your pants, and then quickly go to another stall and then use the tiolet paper there
2006-08-04 08:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by sad but cute 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the ginch in the next stall.
2006-08-08 17:08:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old hunters trick....check for paper towel
2006-08-04 09:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Larry C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i totally agree with sad but cute, lets make that secret answer #5
2006-08-04 09:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by luvins4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a toilet seat cover instead of all thoseother stupid choices
2006-08-04 08:52:48 · answer #9 · answered by cre8er507433 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do it middle eastern way call someone to suck it
2006-08-04 08:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋