Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!"
2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"
OK. Did yha get a chuckle? What state are yha chucklin' from?
Funny comments a plus!!
The California SmileyCat : )
2006-08-04 08:26:29 · 8 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey SmileyCat.......You're 2 funny. Thanks 4 the joke. I'm Chuckling all the wa from Ontario Canada
2006-08-04 08:32:35 · answer #1 · answered by hipchic 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The funny part is the red head probably had those in her purse so if she ever came across a man with Viagra, the quicker pecker upper. :) That's how dumb her hillbilly husband is ! LOL all the way from the Midwest. I bet her husband was named Jethro and lived in Beverly !!!
2006-08-04 16:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. All the way from Tegucigalpa, Honduras
2006-08-04 15:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by camp1971 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny, the way the talked though and the way it was typed was funnier then the punchline, but ah well.
2006-08-04 15:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy Page 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha i did laughed, but the qstn of Which state made me sad as i am not at US
2006-08-04 15:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I chuckled. In OK
2006-08-04 15:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Starry Eyes 511 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since this is your third joke... i am hoping you are saving the best for last.
couldnt smile on this one
2006-08-04 15:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... maybe its for her husband?
2006-08-04 15:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋