I did proposed to her, she said yes but if only I brought her a pair of crocodile boots. I setted off to Africa and a search is being made, they find me hunting crocodiles and watch me killing a huge one I walked over the reptile, checked its legs ooops "71st and *again* bare feet!"
2006-08-04 08:17:36 · 6 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol Pd, good one....so that's what u were doing when u take vaccations...searching in the wilderness....lol j/k !! 10/10 !!
2006-08-04 08:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there she undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He is in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. Her standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with this - a black condom?"
He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."
NOW YOU HAVE AN IDEA HOW TO TELL A JOKE
2006-08-04 08:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey lol...is that guy a blonde...if so...I think I saw him a couple of weeks back...I'm in Africa you know...I bet he's the one.....funny *lol*
2006-08-04 23:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha both are good jokes
2006-08-04 08:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by fire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... bet he is a blonde!
2006-08-04 08:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooops.... hihihi
2006-08-05 03:48:43 · answer #6 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋