2006-08-04 08:12:41 · 17 answers · asked by Kismet 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there she undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He is in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. Her standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with this - a black condom?"
He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."
2006-08-04 08:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. what did the envelope say to the stamp?
stick to me, and we'll go places.
2. what did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
3. what did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
4. Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight (ate), nine!
5. How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
6. Where did the seeweed look for a job?
In the 'kelp' ads.
7. Why didn't the teddy bear want any dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
8. What's a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
9. Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
Because he was too wrapped up in himself.
10. A coach is talking to one of his best players, he is saying, "Out of twenty teams, our team finished up last! What a disgrace!!!" The player shakes his head and says, "It could be worse." The coach asks, "And how is that?" The player says, "There could have been more teams."
11. This one is really confusing, as I thought of it when I first heard it-- Take off the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. What is this food?
an ear of corn.
Well, that's all the jokes I have. Sorry you are bored. Hope this helped! Bye now.
2006-08-04 16:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by smile_with_the_sun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"In Heaven Angelina Jolie would be your mother and in Hell it would be Britney Spears. "
I don't get it. Is there something good about wanting to give birth in a third world aids infested country? Or maybe prancing around the mine fields of cambodia? Or being a marrage wrecker man stealing whore? Or showing off your racial variety pack of babies?
I think in hell your mom would be Tara Reid, have you seen the t*ttie job on that thing?
Or Paris Hilton, herpie infested wh*re milk, and who's the daddy?
Or Ann Coulter, you'd starve to death, no milk in the skeleton man chest!
2006-08-05 03:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a guy name Mud bone, he went over to Stoney, Mud bone told the story about the brothers with the big d***s they were crossing a bridge and the one brother said to the other lets have a contest so they pull out their ***** and the one brother said the water is deep and other one said sure is cold.
2006-08-04 15:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by busthead213 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"In Heaven Angelina Jolie would be your mother and in Hell it would be Britney Spears. " LMAO!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!
So I was trying to milk a cow, and it just would give milk. I was tugging for 30 mins! And still NOTHING!!!!
Then I found out later that night from my aunt, that the cow was a male.
2006-08-04 15:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know if a lawyer is lying.
His lips are moving.
In Heaven Angelina Jolie would be your mother and in Hell it would be Britney Spears.
2006-08-04 15:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by New York Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
2006-08-04 15:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont you tell yourself a good joke becouse im bored too
2006-08-04 15:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having a lot already however i would recommend 2 try my QA
2006-08-04 15:21:39 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a Black and Hispanic in a car, who's driving??
THE POLICE!!! HA HA HA Just kidding I'm black just for the record so I'm not being racist.
2006-08-04 15:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by czar2k4ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋