Riddle:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer: Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round.
2006-08-04 08:07:44 · 6 answers · asked by ☆skyblue 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ALCOHOLISM do not helps madam, try to be answerholic LOL
2006-08-04 08:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.... or u cud just stay at the same speed seeing as they are all at the same speed u wudnt get hurt anyways.. hehehe
2006-08-04 08:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drunk on a merry-go-round?...sure gonna hurt 'em selves..lmaO!
2006-08-04 08:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh huh huh huh. You were drunk.
2006-08-04 08:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by faversham 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no I havent herd that one. It's funny
2006-08-04 08:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that a good one
2006-08-04 08:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by ftwtnb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋