A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
2006-08-04 08:05:04 · 10 answers · asked by hinsdalesprit 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 - Applause man
2006-08-04 08:23:04 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buddha Bar
2006-08-04 15:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by wwefna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! ty for the laugh and the 2 points...
The shortest bar joke ever:
Two guys walk into a bar, ouch.
2006-08-04 15:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by palevox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So his sister walks into a bar and asks for a Stroh's..takes one sip and passes out. Bartender revives her and she leaves. Next night she comes in and orders a Stroh's..same thing..she passes out and the bartender takes another 30 minutes to revive her before she goes home. next night she comes in and the bartender tells his buddies.."Watch this she'll order a Stroh's and pass out! Take her to the backroom and have your way with her!"
She orders the Stroh's passes out and they take her to the backroom. 30 minutes later she wakes and leaves. The next night she comes into the bar again...This time she orders a Bud.
"I thought you drank Stroh's!" said the bartender.
'Not anymore said the woman...It makes my pee-pee sore"!
2006-08-04 15:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe.
2006-08-04 15:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by Kung Fu Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT's funny.
2006-08-04 15:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl
2006-08-04 15:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was funny and ssoooo wrong.
2006-08-04 15:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by sj830 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-04 15:11:53 · answer #9 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-04 15:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋