Top Ten Signs You Smoke Too Much
10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break".
9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.
8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain Bringdown".
7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded.
6. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap.
5. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying "Go down to the big pile of cigarette butts..."
4. You get mattress fires more often than haircuts. 3. You smoke during sex.
2. You refer to nonsmokers as "pink-lunged sissy boys".
1. You explain to the nurse that you didn't realize you were in a "non-smoking" iron lung.
2006-08-04 08:03:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is bad...sounds like james..LOL
2006-08-04 08:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Daddys Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds JUST like James
2006-08-04 17:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by St Guido 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 bad 4 them
2006-08-04 15:14:52 · answer #3 · answered by ftwtnb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How bout, you smoke the pansy-assed internet cigarettes but still save enough for ya regular! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-08-04 16:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds just like James
HAHAHAH
2006-08-04 15:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Xae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i am not addicted yet that is what i understood from this submission even though i smoke 20 + a day. thanks man
2006-08-04 15:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*nods/thumbs up*
2006-08-04 15:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋