How many fractured skulls actually believe that there is a personal devil or satan?

Question

Fractured skull = crackpot

Answer 1

I think we all have our own personal "figurative" demons but there are not actual demons around; a rational person should notice this.

Answer 2

I fractured my skull in a skateboarding incident quite a few years ago. Then I was skiing in the I. Alps 2 years ago and I got clocked on the jaw by a bear. At least it looked like a bear--it was, in reality, a short fat russian woman wearing fur. She was mad that I asked her son for a light. I didnt want his kids, I just wanted a light, ya know? Anyway, that caused the original fracture to open up (hey, she had a really big fist) and then I had to go to hospital to get monitored cuz I had headaches (and not from the vodka either) so anyway, that's what happened to my fracture.
Now I also fractured my tailbone that same night, when I dropped like a sack of knock-off guccis, but that has nothing to do with devil, satan or even a pink satin dress.

And you look great in it, too--but I'd wear the silver shoes, not the magenta--doesnt match the pink.

Answer 3

Sounds like a LOADED question..in other words
your head is FRACTURED if you don't agree with you..is that ARROGANCE on your part?????

Yes I believe in Satan

Answer 4

What's a fractured skull????

Answer 5

I believe Satan exists--what do you mean by a "personal devil or satan"?

Answer 6

Fractured Skulls!....Really!.....You are very naive!...because there is a GOD and there is a satan!......do your research!......ps.just about everybody knows that there is good & evil...GOD & satan!...... except for you non-believing atheists, agnostics, evolutionists, etc. etc. etc.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

God does. He talked to him--Then Jehovah said to Satan: “Where do you come from?” At that Satan answered Jehovah and said: “From roving about in the earth and from walking about in it...

Answer 8

I think my personal devil is Spork the cut and paste demon. Man, I hate when people do that.

Answer 9

I finally sneezed mine out the other day and thankfully someone was there to say "Bless you" so he couldn't get back in.

Whew!

Answer 10

It is more like influx from hell.

FAQ: Do Swedenborgians believe in Hell or the Devil?


Swedenborg states "a perception of the sphere of falsity from evil that flows forth from hell has often been granted me. It was like a perpetual effort to destroy all that is good and true, combined with anger and a kind of fury at not being able to do so, especially an effort to annihilate and destroy the Divine of the Lord, and this because all good and truth are from Him. But out of heaven a sphere of truth and good was perceived, whereby the fury of the effort ascending from hell was restrained. The result of this was an equilibrium. This sphere from heaven was perceived to come from the Lord alone, although it appeared to come from the angels in heaven. It is from the Lord alone, and not from the angels, because every angel in heaven acknowledges that nothing of good and truth is from himself, but all is from the Lord" (Heaven and Hell n. 538).


"It has been believed heretofore in the world that there is one devil that presides over the hells; that he was created an angel of light; but having become rebellious he was cast down with his crew into hell. This belief has prevailed because the devil and satan, and also lucifer, are mentioned by name in the Word, and the Word in those places has been understood according to the sense of the letter. But by "devil" and "satan" there hell is meant, "devil" meaning the hell that is behind, where the worst dwell, who are called evil genii; and "satan" the hell that is in front, where the less wicked dwell, who are called evil spirits; and "lucifer" those that belong to Babel, or Babylon, who would extend their dominion even into heaven. That there is no one devil to whom the hells are subject is evident also from this, that all who are in the hells, like all who are in the heavens, are from the human race (see n. 311-317); and that those who have gone there from the beginning of creation to this time amount to myriads of myriads, and every one of them is a devil in accord with his opposition to the Divine while he lived in the world" (Heaven and Hell n. 544).


FAQ: How could a loving God cast people into hell?


"And I have the keys of hell and death, signifies that He alone can save. By "keys" is signified the power of opening and shutting; here the power of opening hell, that man may be brought forth, and of shutting, lest, when he is brought forth, he should enter again. For man is born in evils of all kinds, thus in hell, for evils are hell; he is brought out of it by the Lord, to whom belongs the power of opening it. That by "having the keys of hell and death," is not meant the power of casting into hell, but the power of saving, is because it immediately follows after these words:

Behold, I am alive for ages of ages;

by which is signified that He alone is eternal life (n. 60); and the Lord never casts anyone into hell, but man casts himself. By "keys" is signified the power of opening and shutting, in Revelation also (3:7; 9:1; 20:1; also in Isa. 22:21, 22; in Matt. 16:19; and in Luke 11:52). The power of the Lord is not only over heaven, but also over hell; for hell is kept in order and connection by oppositions against heaven; for which reason, He who rules the one must necessarily rule the other; otherwise man could not be saved; to be saved is to be brought out of hell" (Apocalypse Revealed n. 62).

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