Just for kicks and laughs ... it's Friday .. let's play YO Momma ... I'll start ,,,,, Yo momma is so fat she used a microwave as a pager
Yo momma is so fat that God couldn't lift her spirit
Your turn!!
2006-08-04 07:46:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My mother is dead.
thanks a lot.
2006-08-04 07:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama so fat she got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry.
Yo moma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.
Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.
Your moma got more crack than Harlem.
Yo mommas so dirty, she turned the local swimming baths into the dead sea.
Yo momma's so scary, she frightens the cockroaches away.
Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
2006-08-04 07:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA gets her clothes from the Lee Family...Cheap-Lee, Crude-Lee and Ug-LEE
If I could hold Yo MOMMA's brains in my hand, I could shove it up the navel of a Barbie Doll and still have room left for 3 rasinettes and a list of her most important accomplishments in life.
2006-08-04 07:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by rahkokwee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA is so fat, her A$$ is in two different zip codes.
YO MOMMA is so poor, on thursdays when the garbage truck goes by, she opens the door and yells "LEAVE 2 BAGS FOR US THIS WEEK" to the garbageman.
2006-08-04 07:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by MarQus1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat when she puts on a red raincoat, all the kids yell "hey Kool-aid"
2006-08-04 07:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by Vincenzo Coccotti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror she ducked
yo mama so fat when her pager went off people thought she was backing up beep, beep, beep
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "one person please"
yo mama so poor and stupid that one day she found a penny on the floor so she pick it up went 2 seven-eleven and complained about the high prices
2006-08-04 09:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by B.Y.O.B!!(bring-your-our-beer!!) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mommas lips are so big; Chapstick had to invent a spray bottle!
2006-08-04 07:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Raymond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma is like a skillet she's hot before the meeat gets in.
Yo Mammas like Mc Donalds Billions served.
Yo Mammas like a a light switch anyone can turn her on.
2006-08-04 07:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by snowdogdreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo MAMMA is so ugly Rosie O'Donnell would not hit on her.
Yo Mamma is so fat when I had sex with her I had to cover her in flour to find the wet spot
Yo Mamma is such a slut that if she had as many sticking out of her as were stuck in her she would look like a porcupine
2006-08-04 07:50:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that after I had sex with her I rolled over twice, but I was still ontop of her
your momma is so fat that she uses the lamposts as viberators
2006-08-04 07:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by sweetlikehoney_73 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died a century ago.
yo momma so fat when she wears yellow kids try to ride her to school.
2006-08-04 07:54:48 · answer #11 · answered by Naddo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋