if you make me laugh the hardest you will get 10 points!
2006-08-04 07:42:04 · 10 answers · asked by Cags18 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day, a man named Jose was crossing the border from USA to Mexico on his bicycle. He was carrying a bag in his hand. A guard at the border said "hey, man, what's in your bag?" Jose replied, "Sand." The guard, wanting to see if Jose was telling the truth, asked to see the bag. Jose gave it to him, and the guard looked inside. sure enough, it was just that. a bag of sand. So, Jose was taken to an item analysis center, and he stayed there overnight while the bag was analyzed. It was only sand. Jose kept crossing to Mexico on his bike with a bag of sand in his hand for the next 6 months. The bag always went through the same procedure, and it always turned out to be just a bag of sand. Jose didn't show up for the rest of the year. The guard was confused as to what has been going on. Finally, the next year came, and so did Jose, sand bag in one hand, beer in the other. The guard needed to clear up his suspicions, so he said this to Jose...."I don't get it. I can't get it out of my head. You cross the border legally on your bike with a bag of sand, which seems to have no significance whatsoever, and i just cant figure it out.......I can't eat......I can't sleep......I can't talk to my wife without being bugged by this question.....So, just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Jose took a sip of his beer and said, "Bicycles."
2006-08-04 08:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 1⤋
2 Blondes are walking in the woods when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says," those are bear tracks". The second blonde goes," no they aren't, those are moose tracks". Well they sat there and argued about it, then they got hit by the train.
2006-08-04 14:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by blakice91 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little old lady lived down the street from a rowdy 10 year old boy and when he walked by he would yell. Then she saw him picking on his little sister so she said pick on some one your own size. and then the kid said oh like you? And the little old lady whipped out a can of pepper spray and said get a life you sutid kid or i'll sic my husband on you. And he had weed killer!
2006-08-04 14:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by lovee me hate mee♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try this,
A man was summoned to his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.
"Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a milliondollars."
"That's the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
The terrible news is...
"The picture is of you and your secretary!"
2006-08-04 14:47:03 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh or you'll die tomorrow!
Please laugh, I dont want you to die..
LOL...
Don't take me seriously. No offense meant...
I just want you to know that whoever laugh at simple things is a genius..Because, one associates deeper meaning.
he/she who laughs at me is kinda funny
he/she who is funny is kinda lovely
he/she who is lovely give ten points
10 points is worth my finger joints...
2006-08-04 15:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WIFE: Bill, pack your bags, I jus won the lottery!
HUSBAND: Great! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?
WIFE: I don't care, just get the hell out.
2006-08-04 14:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar Pie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should see my face! hahahaha. I thought it was funny. If you can't make fun of yourself once in a while what's the use.
2006-08-04 14:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, cos u haven't got thye teeth to .
2006-08-04 14:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by tosynno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bishop, drunkard and rapist entered a bar......
And that was only the first guy !!!!!
2006-08-04 14:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by Vetty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOO!!!!!!
2006-08-04 14:48:52 · answer #10 · answered by salembog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋