2006-08-04 07:37:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A better question is why did he put termites in it.
2006-08-04 07:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They stowed away. Ba Bum Dum.
FAQ: What books are in the Word and what are apocrypha?
"The books of the Word are all those which have the internal sense; but those books which have not the internal sense, are not the Word. The books of the Word, in the Old Testament, are the five Books of Moses, the Book of Joshua, the Book of Judges, the two Books of Samuel, the two Books of Kings, the Psalms of David, the Prophets Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi: and in the New Testament, the four Evangelists, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John; and the Apocalypse. The rest have not the internal sense" (Arcana Coelestia n. 10325 or Heavenly Doctrine n. 266).
FAQ: Why different testaments and books in the Word?
"As regards the Word particularly, it has existed in every age, though not the Word we possess at the present day. Another Word existed in the Most Ancient Church before the Flood, and yet another Word in the Ancient Church after the Flood. Then came the Word written through Moses and the Prophets in the Jewish Church, and finally the Word written through the Evangelists in the new Church. The reason why the Word has existed in every age is that by means of the Word there is a communication between heaven and earth, and also that the Word deals with goodness and truth, by which a person is enabled to live in eternal happiness. In the internal sense therefore the Lord alone is the subject, for all goodness and truth are derived from Him" (Arcana Coelestia n. 2895).
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2006-08-04 14:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't They probably got on by themselves or burrowed into the ground for survival.
Cockroaches do not have nostrils, and God told Noah to gather the animals that have "breath in their nostrils"
There probably were cockroaches on the Ark, but they weren't specifically gathered.
2006-08-04 14:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every living thing values its life as much as you do.
In the night if you get up and they are out when the light comes on they run and hide.
They fear, they eat, they reproduce, they want to live.
They don't hurt the enviroment, don't polute, burn down buildings and don't make war.
They deserve to live as much as you do. What do you do that you think you deserve to live more than they do?
Humans are the ones that ultimately destroy the earth not cockroaches. They don't even fight with each other and they don't murder their neighbors, wives,kids or friends.
We are the ones who didn't deserve to be on the ark.
2006-08-04 14:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't make a habit of questioning the Lord, but I see your point. What has a cockroach ever done?
2006-08-04 14:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by toobadfaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didnt mean to, its just that they are cockroaches, they were probably in the back of the microwave.
2006-08-04 14:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were good cockroaches
2006-08-04 14:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Spadesboffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals not bugs
They crashed the party
2006-08-04 14:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
even though you may be grossed out and squeemish, without roaches to eat all of our disgusting waste, we'd have that problem. knee deep in disgusting decaying material, i bet you'd be asking this question in vice versus
2006-08-04 14:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SOS_Naija
"He put animals not insects."
Yeah, that's the lost story of Philbert's Raft. He put insects in two by two...
2006-08-04 14:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because Noah was a dumba$$
2006-08-04 14:42:46 · answer #11 · answered by Roxanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋