Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant."
"But you're not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs.Flinders. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
2006-08-04 07:35:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey a guy could do same thing have him self painted with a Giant Joint (Penis) then when she dies the next one'll think, "Oh at least she died happy & lemme see if I can go that way too!" LMFAOOO
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2006-08-04 07:49:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one....!
Reminds me of the lady who stayed across from the men's hostel and complained to the cops that when the men get undressed and shower, it all happens where she can see them, and it causes her embarrassment.
The cops investigated and found they could see nothing of the sort, and she said " oh...but you have to get up the stepladder and look through the top window..."
2006-08-04 10:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! I always like to drive people crazy. A woman after my own heart!
2006-08-04 08:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by lovin' life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... that's pretty clever acutally
2006-08-04 07:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that!
2006-08-04 08:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by Xae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, bullying wife
2006-08-04 07:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's really funny
2006-08-04 07:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by mimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. silver star for you:-)
2006-08-04 07:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋