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A bear and a rabbit are in the woods. They are both taking a load off (going #2) and the bear says to the rabbit "Man, I hate my fur. I always get poo stuck to it when I have to go."

He asks the rabbit "Do you have the same problem with your fur?"

The rabbit replies "Nope, it doesn't stick to my fur!"



... so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.

2006-08-04 07:11:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

lol!!!!

I feel so sorry for the rabbit. but he asked for it when he said it does not stick to his fur, so i guess the bear thought he would not mind then.

2006-08-04 07:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Butterfly Beauty 3 · 0 1

lol so thats why my rabbit came home smelling like poo

2006-08-04 14:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by Brad 3 · 0 0

minus 10 points for you. Bad joke.

2006-08-04 14:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by redcarpetden 1 · 0 0

forget those other people; i thought the joke was funny:-)

2006-08-04 14:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0 0

good try but not funny

2006-08-04 14:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by lisa 3 · 0 0

stupid, pointless, and a waste of time!

2006-08-04 14:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by Kate. 4 · 0 0

wow. that was bad. sorry : (

2006-08-04 14:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0 0

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

2006-08-04 14:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by mansfield2687 2 · 0 0

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