I don't think that according to the Bible there will be sex because God was so stupid that he forgot to create Eve and I just can't help but wonder what Adam thought when he saw all the animals getting it on and he was left holding his own! Obviously God doesn't have sex and is jealous of mankind because he only has one fertile testical (Earth)-but then I guess he could argue that Satan was so damn gQQd LQQking that he had to cast him out cause Satan wasn't a homosexual and wasn't going to bow down to him-(Why else does someone or something want them to bow down except to demand their services) and Geezus never had sex and his mother was a virgin and YOU CAN'T Tell me that sex isn't just plain fun! Now that I think about it-is there even anything in the bible that promotes anykind of fun? It is all about bowing down and servitude-TO SERVE YOUR MASTER God-In what respect-I mean I will be the first to fill out the janitors aplication so I don't SUFFER! B4 U say No I say YES YES OH GOD!
2006-08-04 06:39:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Obviously you feel like you need to report me because I am an american and should not be allowed Freedom of Expression or Speech-or you could just turn the channel!
2006-08-04 06:42:13 · update #1
LMAO I love your questions. I have asked that question in church as a horny teenager before, and they said NO sex is for procreation, and there will be no new babies in heaven. PARTY POOPERS!!!!!!
2006-08-04 06:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am a Bible believing christian, but I don't believe like a religious person, I believe in God like I have a relationship. I believe in every word in the Bible. Humans can create many things, but the closer we come to the end the weaker our faith becomes. Religion has created barriers between us, and I have faith that it will only get worse before it gets better. Faith is what makes people believe there is a God, I believe in a loving God whom I call father. If I were only to trust the things I see, I would be a doubting and lost person. I have to believe that when I am driving home my House will be there, sure I can say that the street is there, because I see it, but I don't want the street to be the only thing I believe is there. Evil was created by man, not God, Hell is a place where his presence is completely gone. Slowly the Truth is being taken away from this world, God is the truth, we are making a hell like world because we are exploring other truths, I believe in the truth that there is a street (I believe in science) but I don't believe that this is all there is. Religions explore the false truths, so I skip the religion part and just Love God. I will with all my strength make a world a better place, full of the presence of Love, Life, Truth, and Good. I can not force anyone to believe, but the time has ended to be playing games the world is becoming a living Hell, I dare you to turn on the news and count all that is wicked and count all that is good. I dare you to ask your grandparents if the world now is the same world they lived in. Sure it is more prosperous, but what has our wealth gotten us? Greed, and corruptness. They say animals can feel the nature, such as earthquakes, and us humans unless we know it is happening we are obliviouss to our feelings. I believe us humans feel the impact of the end. Yolo, 2012, Zombie Apocalypses, we feel the end of the world coming soon, but not a physical end, a spiritual one. Tell me when did animals become more loving than humans, we have consciences they don't. When did we become so stupid as to let our children do stupid things, such as play with knives, swallow condoms and Cinnamon, our world is dying and then we ask why? Where is God!? Guess what God did not choose to leave, we pushed him out, and now we blame him. Guess what his is still on the same place he has allways been, on his thrown, waiting for us as one to ask for him back. We have forsaken God not the other way around. Even after this you still won't believe because of a lack of faith, and because of hard hearts. We have hard hearts so that we wont feel anything when we watch the people in this world die or get hurt.
2016-03-26 23:04:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you on crack? We will all bow to proclaim Jesus Christ is the Kings of Kings and Lords of Lords. The God who created the heavens,earth angels, animals, and human beings in his own image!! If you continue to think like that you only destined to a eternal chair and table playing poker with Satan, Hitler, Al Capone, agnostics, liars, murderers, suicide bombers and unbelievers in the pits of hell.
2006-08-04 07:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by isbros 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven and hell are spiritual places. The spirit goes somewhere upon death, and you either suffer or have joy for eternity. Sex is a physical activity. Spirits don't have sex because that is not something spirits really CAN do.. so.. no, no sex.
2006-08-04 06:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would really be funny is if you were the second coming of Christ and God is sitting back and watching all the Christians damn you and judge you with hatred and threats. After all we really don't know for sure do we!! Yes, Yes Oh Gawd !!!!!
2006-08-04 14:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yea the bible is a bunch of B.S. how can we believe what a bunch of ***'s wrote a thousand years ago? They were just trying to build up Christianity.
2006-08-04 06:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by [ V ] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible was written as a tool to control slaves, so what do you expect?
2006-08-04 06:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell of a rant dude
2006-08-04 06:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not think you believed in Heaven or Hell. Did you lie to me. Don't you know where liers go.
2006-08-04 06:44:53 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think their will be sex in heaven, ill send you a letter in a hell once i get me some.
2006-08-04 06:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋